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People who make the same face in every picture

fvxxk:

Lindsey Lohan:

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Beyonce:

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Duck-Face Girl:

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Paris Hilton:

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Nick Jonas:

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Lady Gaga:

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Paula Dean:

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Kristen Stewart:

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Brock:

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humansofnewyork:

"I’d been studying German for a few years, and I met this woman who gave me the opportunity to go to Germany for a full year. The brochure looked very nice. The program included hikes, volunteer work, singing in church. It was very expensive, but my family thought it would be a great experience for me, so all my relatives chipped in to pay the program fee. I was so excited for months. On the day that I was supposed to leave, I went to the airport, and waited in line to check my baggage. When I got to the front of the line, they told me that my ticket was a forgery. When I tried to call the woman’s phone, it had been disconnected." (Nairobi, Kenya)

humansofnewyork:

"I’d been studying German for a few years, and I met this woman who gave me the opportunity to go to Germany for a full year. The brochure looked very nice. The program included hikes, volunteer work, singing in church. It was very expensive, but my family thought it would be a great experience for me, so all my relatives chipped in to pay the program fee. I was so excited for months. On the day that I was supposed to leave, I went to the airport, and waited in line to check my baggage. When I got to the front of the line, they told me that my ticket was a forgery. When I tried to call the woman’s phone, it had been disconnected." 

(Nairobi, Kenya)

(via floral-fire)


electroscream:

trick or tr(eat me out)

(via tieraaawr)


lesbianlegbreaker:

superfuzzz:

even dead i’m better than u

Really? Because i busted out and you’re still stuck there. Enjoy your very tiny accommodations.

lesbianlegbreaker:

superfuzzz:

even dead i’m better than u

Really? Because i busted out and you’re still stuck there. Enjoy your very tiny accommodations.

(via peenutbuttaloveaffair)


adubs132:

well shit. voldemort is now trying to take over one of the districts in the hunger games. what is this?

adubs132:

well shit. voldemort is now trying to take over one of the districts in the hunger games. what is this?

(via uglyonyomomma)


unlawfully:

Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick

(via sniffing)


You were born an original.
Don’t die a copy.
John Mason (via feellng)

procrastinationisavirtue:

in which the movie spiderman accurately represents comic book spiderman in sarcasm levels.

(via tightvaginas)


likeevers:

i hate it when paper falls off your desk and it just slides off into the next continent

(via nice-wig-janis)


Did you know America ranks the lowest in education but the highest in drug use? It’s nice to be number one, but we can fix that. All we need to do is start the war on education. If it’s anywhere near as successful as our war on drugs, in no time we’ll all be hooked on phonics.
Leighann Lord (via parallelsociety)

If you don’t turn your life into a story, you just become a part of someone else’s story.
Terry Pratchett, The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents (via quoted-books)

burgrs:

my mom is telling me “get a good job” but my heart is telling me “marry rich”

(via textpostsrus)


sw0t:

my favourite line

sw0t:

my favourite line

(via peenutbuttaloveaffair)


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